The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Boobs are out for the taking
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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