Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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