Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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