if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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