Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Randomize
