I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
You're earring is so big in my mouth
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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