I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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