forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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