new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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