Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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