Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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