If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I would fuck him just for his dog
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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