its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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