I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I'm at about main and main street
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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