What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
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