How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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