I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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