There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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