It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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