i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Dick very happy bro
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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