why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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