awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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