You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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