is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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