One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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