i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
false alarm, still single
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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