you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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