I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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