it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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