He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
