Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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