He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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