And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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