Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
We need a shit load of segways right now
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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