He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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