We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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