Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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