and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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