So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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