careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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