He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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