Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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