Sry I called you an 8
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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