I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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