Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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