i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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