Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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