My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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