matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
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I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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