While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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