i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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