i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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