Your tits are I can't wait for
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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