Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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