They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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