Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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